Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Day 4: Welcome to Venus island!

 Hello if anyone, I am here again to tell you that when I wrote this my T key was malfunctioning. As you can see now this has been corrected. By that I mean I pried the key off and cleaned it, cutting my self in the process. Still not sure if it was worth it. I went through and fixed most of the mistakes, sorry if any are left. Oops.

We begin with our heroes spending a nice day at the beach making sand castles with their new friend, Hallie. All is well with this picture until Bulk and Skull show up on he scene dressed as Putties. In their minds I'm guessing they thought they could lure out the rangers, but all they did was piss of Lord Zedd. Hey, I'd be insulted too.

Zedd responds to this tomfoolery (I never get to say that) by sending Goldar and some Putties to kidnap Hallie. Before Goldar leaves he is given a bottle with secret instructions. As we can imagine its not too hard for an alien beast to kidnap a small child, and the plan seems to go smoothly for Zedd. But being the idiot that Goldar is, he leaves behind the secret instructions. The Rangers decode this and find out where they have taken Hallie, Venus Island.

We learn from Zordon hat Venus Island is hidden and can only be found by tracking he trade winds. How do the rangers accomplish this? By strapping a sensor to a balloon of course! Man that Billy sure is smart!
Look a living pun!
 The Rangers teleport to the island and are confronted by the invincible Venus fly trap, aka INVENUSABLE FLY TRAP. How punny.

During the battle the Rangers get eaten by the giant mouth on he Fly traps chest, leaving only Trini and Tommy outside. This seems to be another common theme in the show. I can't think of an episode were the rangers don' get sucked into something. Trini and Tommy learn that the Invenusable fly traps one weakness is heat, and relay the message to their currently being digested comrades.

To generate heat the rangers being to have a massive orgy, wait, no they just rub their magic coins together. Which IMO is far less entertaining. Now all the rangers start beating the chlorophyll out of the Fly Trap until they are thrown up in the form of energy bubbles.
Zedd makes the monster become giant, we have a robot fight, we see Tommy can't summon his robot. Then Sad face. Just kidding! Curve ball this time. Tommy goes and rescues Hallie from bad special effects that are slowly making her evil.

To wrap it up we cut back to Bulk and Skull and we get to see them fail at exposing the rangers true identities again. Everyone laughs. But me. I never laugh. I just cry.

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