Another old write up. Please to enjoy, you know I did.
We start our epic adventure with the Power Rangers promoting keeping the environment clean and safe. Lord Zed see's this and says he HATES the environment and wants to destroy the power rangers, completely forgetting about the power sword that was so important last episode.
He decides to summon "the most hideous creature he can think of," which happens to be named the OCTOPHANTOM!. His henchman is quick to point out this is the clever combination of an octopus and an elephant, truly a horrific combo. It turns out though, that the creature looks like an octorock with arms and legs.
"LOOK OUT PINK RANGER, TENTACLE RAPE!"
The Octophantom is quickly sent to the park with an army of puddies to attack the power rangers and disrupt their community service. The phantom sucks the Power Rangers into his magic jar of power stealing.
All hope seems lost until the blue ranger finds his one weakness, mirrors! The octopus is so into himself he immediately forgets what he is doing, and ends up getting destroyed by the Red Ranger. But that doesn't last very long because he becomes gigantic and the climactic robot battle ensues. Once again Tommy cannot aid in the fight due to his weakened state. The Rangers win and everyone is happy. Well except for Tommy who is busy getting even more depressed about his powers.
We also see Bulk and Skull try to expose the power rangers true identities with a video tape, but instead they end up showing a cartoon, because they are idiots who just can't seem to do anything right.
And that's the real lesson kids, don't be a douche or everyone will hate you.
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